Dear Michelle Duggar,
When you have spent an enormous amount of your life in stirrups, and yet you are not an award-winning equestrian, it is time to reconsider your hobbies and life goals. While I do understand that at this point, childbirth no longer involves actual labor, and that your babies just wander out into the light, blinking, might I suggest scrapbooking or knitting as hobbies that are both meaningful and less draining than childbirth?
Other great hobby choices include cross-stich, vasectomies, and identifying the 18 humans you've already dropped.
Yours in Huggies,
Grace
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I read somewhere that she's spent 12 of her 42 years being pregnant.
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