Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ways To Get Fired, #76

Often the attorneys will leave files for me when I'm not in my office. They place them on my chair so that I can't ignore them--or so they think, until they come in and I'm teetering on top of six pending files, perched like Grandma atop phone books in the driver's seat.

"What? I didn't see anything in my inbox!"

Anyway, the files often come with love notes placed lovingly atop them, and they are usually limited to two-word tags of affection: "See me."

I so very desperately want to write below that, "OK," and leave the files in their chairs when they're not there.

"What? I saw you. I saw you leave for lunch."

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